马上回来 Be right back.
天使 The angels...
在天堂并不是那么地快乐 ...not half so happy in heaven,
她们嫉妒她和我 went envying her and me.
在这个海边的国度里，是众所周知的 That was the reason as all men know in this kingdom by the sea.
风在夜里从云中出来 That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
冻僵 chilling...
并带走了 and killing...
我的安娜贝尔-李 ...my Annabel Lee.
什么？ What?
回答错误 Wrong answer!
枪 女孩 和 赌博
白人与印第安人的较量 The White Man versus the Indians.
这是我们在学校学到的 That's what we all learned in school.
但这并不完全准确 But that's not entirely accurate.
实际上是白人侵略印第安人 It was actually the White Man versus the Indians...
侵略印第安人 versus the Indians.
你们瞧，当欧洲人第一次来到新大陆的时候 You see, when the Europeans first came to the New World,
印第安人认为他们只是另一个部落 the Indians viewed them as just another tribe.
还和他们贸易、战斗 One to trade with, fight with,
或结盟 or ally with
来对付其他印第安人 ...against other Indians.
但是欧洲人带来了一些东西 But the Europeans brought with them something
这是印第安人以前从未见过的 that the Indians had never seen before...
他们毫无防备 ...and had no defense against.
而且我说的不是枪支、疾病和胡子 And I'm not talking about guns and disease and facial hair...
尽管这也是事实 though that was true, too.
不，我说的是贪婪 No,I'm talking about GREED.
很快，印第安部落就被陷害了 And soon, the Indian tribes were being backstabbed
而且条约也被撕毁 and treaties were being broken,
整个种族族惨遭屠杀 and whole peoples were being slaughtered
最后被迫迁徙到保留地 and moved onto reservations...
那完全是一片荒芜之地 ...and that was completely barren
而且毫无价值 and worthless.
这本该是故事的结尾 And that was supposed to be the end of the story.
只是还有一点 哪怕欧洲人已经忘记了的事实 Except for the fact that the Europeans forgot that
就是 贪婪也是会传染的 greed is contagious.
印第安部落，他们掌握了 And the Indian tribes, along with Smallpox
天花还有百日咳， and Whooping Cough, had caught it...
学会了用它来对付欧洲的征服者 and learned to wield it against their conquerors.
这就是我的切入点 Wich is where I come in
被害者人数 两亿 九千 九百 四十五万 八千 三百 二十七 Victim number 299 million 458 thousand 327
昨天
这就是我 There I am now.
一个长得还不错的家伙 Not a bad looking guy.
噢 Ohhh!
也许这不是讲故事的好地方 Maybe that's not the best place to start.
前天
这才对嘛，这下好多了 There we go. Much better.
这就是我了 So there I was.
这是一家印第安赌场，我嘛，只是路过 At an Indian Gaming Casino. Just passing through.
就像一个西部的枪手一样来到镇上 I was like an old West gun fighter coming into town,
吸取过往的错误 并从中获利 looking to right past wrongs and make a fortune.
只是 当然了 Except, of course..
我并没有枪，也不知道怎么打架 I didn't have a gun or know the first thing about fighting.
所以我改玩老虎机 So I played the slots instead...
之后，我需要去别处碰碰运气 before realising I needed to try my luck elsewhere.
姓名，地址，电话号码 Name, address, phone number.
你也想要我的微信号码吗？ What do you want my social too?
在这里签名 Sign here.
祝你好运，先生 Good luck sir.
有一场模仿猫王的比赛 There Was an Elvis impersonation contest...
通常只有在拉斯维加斯才有的 ...usually only a Vegas thing.
一时兴起 So on a whim,
我就参加了 I joined.
像天使一样说话 Talk like an angel,
但我很聪明 but I got wise.
你这个伪装的魔鬼 Your the Devil in Disguise.
哦，是的，你就是 Oh yes you are
还不错 Did okay.
虽然没有赢得什么，但是 Not enough to win or anything, but
好在 足够在酒吧里吸引 okay enough to grab the attention of
一位漂亮女士的注意力 a beautiful lady at the bar.
用你的吻 With your kisses
你的欺骗 你的阴谋 You cheated and you schemed.
约翰·史密斯对波瓦坦酋长撒了谎 John Smith lied to Chief Powhatan
说了他当初为什么来到新世界的原因 about why he had come to the New World in the first place...
所以宝嘉公主必须救他 that's why Pocahontas had to save him.
啊 啊，她恋爱了 Ah ah, she was in love.
她才十一岁 She was eleven.
我可不是十一岁 I'm not eleven.
不，你 呃 No, your ah...
的确不是 ...you're not.
嗯。不请我再喝一杯吗？ Mmm. Buy me another drink?
嗯 Mmm!
她似乎对我很感兴趣 She seemed reelly interested in me
而且我很清楚这是怎么回事 and I was pretty sure I knew where this was going.
不幸的是 Unfortunately...
生活并不总是如你所想的那样 ...life doesn't always go the way you think it will.
事实证明 As it turns out,
她对我钱包里的东西 she was more interested in what was in my wallet...
很高兴见到你 It was nice meeting you.
比对我裤子里的东西更感兴趣 Than what was in my pants
太讽刺了 Which is so ironic,
考虑到我没有把钱放在钱包里 considering I don't keep my money in my wallet.
谢谢你 Thank you!
因此，我并没有度过狂野的性爱之夜 So instead of a night of crazy wild sex,
而是和一帮猫王们 I ended up playing poker
玩起了扑克 With a bunch of the Elvises from the contest.
不是德克萨斯州人胡说 And not that Texas Hold Em bullshit
你在电视上见的每个人都认为自己是专家 you see on TV where everyone now thinks they're an expert.
不，不，我是说关于 No no, I'm talking about
怀旧范儿 good old fashioned
暗箱操作，雪茄烟 五张牌 backroom, cigar smokin' five card draw.
哦，你这次要完蛋了 Oh, you're going down this time.
我就喜欢完蛋 I like to go down.
我打赌你会的 I bet you do.
但我更担心那个小侏儒 But I' m more worried about the Midget.
我不是侏儒，混蛋 It's not Midget, asshole.
我是“小人物” It's "Little Person".
哦，那就好多了 Oh, that's much better.
小侏儒很有种 ... 但小人物能行吗？ Midget is offensive... but little person is okay?
这是谁说的？ Who decides these things?
去你的，贱人 Screw you, bitch.
你到底跟不跟啊？ Are you in or not huh?
好吧 Well...
上星期我交往了三年的女朋友 Last week my girlfriend of three years
决定和她的医生玩病人游戏 decided playing doctor with her doctor,
把我赶出家门，还偷走了我的狗 kicked me out of the house and stole my dog.
哦，那太糟糕了 Oh, that is just rude.
她说:“没有我，历史照样发展 。” She said, "history would be written without me. "
那是什么意思？ What's that mean?
不知道，所以我就钻进车里 Have no idea, so I just got in my car,
来到这里 came down here,
在酒吧里被一个女的羞辱了，在投币口迷路了 got dissed by a girl at the bar, lost at slots,
还有钱包被偷了 and had my wallet stolen.
所以，伙计们，我跟 So hell yes boys, I am in.
看牌，哭去吧 对A和对6 Read 'em and weep. Aces and sixes.
哈！不幸的爱 Ha! Unlucky in love,
不幸的牌，贱人 unlucky in cards, bitch.
三代二 Three deuces.
小人物，小手段 Little person, little hand.
看牌，哭去吧 伙计们 顺子 Read 'em and weep boys. Straight to the ten.
耶 Yeah.
我可不这么看 I don't think so.
向女王致敬！宝贝 Hail to the Queen! Baby.
见鬼，这是猫王们的游戏 Hell, well this is a game of Elvises.
我们要向王者致敬！ We're going to hail to the King!
首先你赢了比赛 First you win the contest,
现在你赢走了我们所有的钱 now you're taking all our money.
你是不是有什么我们不知道的密诀？ You know something we don't?
是啊 我知道怎样打牌 Yeah. How to pay cards.
我还以为是赌城的事，怎么回事 I thought was strictly a Vegas thing, what's the deal here?
是啊，酋长，他喜欢普雷斯利先生 Yeah well the Chief, he has a thing for Mr. Presley.
酋长？ 谁是酋长？ The Chief? Who is the Chief?
酋长，部落首领，赌场老板 The Chief, head of the tribe, owner of the casino.
他崇拜王者的程度 He worships the King almost as much as he does
几乎和他的阿帕奇战士面具一样 his ancient Apache Warrior Mask.
这是我们的酒店！ This is our hotel!
我们都是王者 We're all kings here.
我们是贵宾 We're VIP's.
享受着这一切 Access to everything.
你在那场比赛中没有获胜的机会 You didn't stand a chance in that contest.
非常感谢 Thanks very much.
那我们再多打几张牌吧 So are we gonna play some more cards,
宫城先生还在生气吗 or is Mr. Miyagi still mad?
他可能 He might...
咔嚓 咔嚓掉我们的脑袋 哈依 ...chop, chop our heads. Hoi!
我懂了，我懂了 因为我是亚洲人 Oh, I get it I get it. 'Cause I'm Asian,
我一定是日本人 I must be Japanese,
我个定会空手道 I must do karate.
你知道的，那真是太聪明了，你还有补充吗？ You know, that's really clever. You got another one.
是的 你的车技 真烂 Yeah, your driving, it sucks.
你知道的，即使飞天猴子把我吓得半死 You know, even though flying monkeys scare the hell out of me,
我不会因为《绿野仙踪》而为难你的，对吧 I don' t give you a hard time about the Wizard of Oz, do I?
呼 Woo.
如果怀特家族成员想炸毁堕胎诊所 And if Whitey the Clan Member here wants to bomb abortion clinics,
我是不会阻止他的 I don't try to stop him.
我的意思是，被牧师骚扰真的会让孩子生气的 I mean, getting molested by a priest can really screw a kid up.
哦，那么你呢？ Oh, what about you?
如果我弯下腰，你还会幻想我的屁股吗 If I bend over, are you gonna fantasize about my ass?
你会光顾我的“菊花”公寓吗？ You going to "Queer Eye" my apartment?
如果你这么做，我就不会有问题了 I wouldn't have a problem if you did
因为我就是那种人 'cause that' s the kinda guy I am.
你在看什么 What are you looking at?
你是哪种欧洲混血儿 What are you some kind of generic European hybrid?
瞧，伙计，我的 Look man my ah...
我的钱包和身份证被偷了 My wallet and ID got stolen.
这就是我的故事 That's my story.
现在我要拿走了你们的钱了 And now we took your money.
太可怕了 That's just terrible.
我现在没有妹子 I now had no girl
没有身份证也没有钱 No ID and no money.
但总的来说 But overall,
猫王一家似乎是一群很不错的人 The Elvises seemed to be a pretty good bunch of guys.
又是 昨天
但是，当然，外表很可能具有欺骗性 But, of course, looks can be deceiving.
啊,废话 Ah, crap.
伙计们! 伙计们! 放轻松 Guys! Guys! Take it easy!
来吧伙计们! 我知道我演的猫王很糟糕，但是 Come on guys! I know I do a really bad Elvis but
这有点极端啊 this is a little extreme huh?
然后，我又回来了 And here we are again.
好吧，再拖延也没用了 Well, no use stalling anymore.
嘿 等等 等等 我想 Hey wait! Wait I though...
美洲原住民应该热爱和平，充满哲理， Native Americans are supposed to be peace-loving, philosophy spouting,
大自然的保护者？ protectors of nature?
那很明显是老古板 That's a blatant stereotype.
阿帕奇人 The Apaches...
是世界上 ...are the most fearsome warriors...
最可怕的战士 ...the world has ever seen.
等等 啊 等等 Wait! Ash! Wait!
面具在哪里？ Where's the mask?
什么面具？ What mask?
你偷来的古代阿帕奇战士面具 The ancient Apache Warrior Mask that you stole.
我什么也没偷 I didn't steal anything.
他是谁 Who is he?
他身上没有身份证 He doesn't have any ID on him.
我的身份证昨晚被偷了 我的钱包 My ID was stolen last night. My wallet...
我的身份证 你真应该 my ID everything. You should really do something
为这个地方的安全做点什么 你有这两个…好吧！好吧！ about the security in this place. You got these two...Allright! Allright!
史密斯 约翰·史密斯 别再打我了！ Smith. John Smith. Don't hit me again!
约翰·史密斯 John Smith.
好吧 史密斯先生 Well Mr. Smith,
一个猫王的模仿者刚刚偷了酋长的圣战士面具 an Elvis impersonator just stole the Chief's sacred warrior mask.
你们看了我的表演 You guys saw my performance
我是史上最烂的猫王模仿者 I'm the worst Elvis impersonator that ever lived.
我应该把它藏在哪里呢? 我的裤子里 Where would I be hiding it? In my pants?
白人以前偷过这个面具 The White Man has stolen this mask before.
因此，这个部落 And the Tribe...
遭受了很多苦难 ...has suffered many hardships because of it.
他们花了将近一个世纪才恢复创伤 It took almost a century to recover it.
在得知白人们再次违背诺言 Before it was learned that the white man had once again
并入侵圣地之前 broken his word and invaded sacred ground.
但这一次 But this time
酋长和他的人取得了胜利 ...the Chief and his men were victorious.
只有那时 And only then...
荣耀和繁荣才回归到我们的人民身上 ...did glory and prosperity return to our people.
那真是个好故事啊 That's a really great story and ahh...
我知道失去宝贵的东西是什么感觉 ...I know how it feels to loose something valuable.
我对此表示同情 I sympathize there,
我会全力支持你们找到它 I give you guys all my support in the world in finding it now
如果你们能解开我的手铐 if you just uncuff me
并带我离开这里的话 and get me out of here
你可以去找找 you can go look for it!
一百万美元 One million dollars.
就是这个价 That's the price.
我要那个面具回来 I want that mask back here...
明晚之前就要 ...by tomorrow night.
他要说出来了 Words going to get out.
打电话给印第安人 Call the Indian.
印第安人是谁？ Who's the Indian?
你没听到吗 ？ 啊 You hear that? Agh
你的朋友们现在要倒霉了 Your friends are in for it now.
看起来像是我们在猎杀猫王们 Looks like we're hunting Elvises.
好像比赛的获胜者 It seem as though the contest winner...
把他的地址写在了登记表上 ...wrote down his address on his entry form.
谁会那么蠢 Who would be that stupid?
姓名，地址，电话号码 Name, address, phone number.
在这里签字 Sign here.
好吧，我不说了 All right, I'll stop talking.
关他什么事啊 What about him?
他是个猫王模仿者 Well, he's an Elvis impersonator.
只有一个方法能保证安全 There's only one way to be safe.
杀了他 Kill him.
嘿 Hey!
除此之外 And besides.
美洲原住民不需要另一个约翰·史密斯也能行 Native Americans can do without another John Smith.
拜托 不! 不! 不! 放轻松 Come on, no! No! No! Take it easy!
伙计们 伙计们 拜托 Guys! Guys! Come on!
真的，你们没必要这么做 Really, you don't have to do this!
我什么都不是，我是个无名小卒！不信问问我的前女友 I'm nothing, I'm nobody! Ask my exgirlfriend.
这就是为什么我们要做这一行的原因 That's why we can do this.
你认为是牧场主在策划吗？ You think the Rancher is responsible?
他一直在策划呢 He's always responsible.
牧场主是谁？ Who's the Rancher?
那个雇你偷面具的家伙 The guy that hired you to steal the mask.
嘿，没人雇我，知道吗？ Hey, nobody hired me remember?
那家伙 被雇来的那家伙 The guy who hired the guy...
也就是那个偷面具的家伙 who stole the mask.
以前，当政府想要搞垮某个部落的时候 In the past when the Government wanted to screw the Tribe.
预算总是超支 It was always over money!
而且几乎一直都是 And almost always
那笔钱进了牧场主的口袋 that money went into the Ranchers pocket.
还有他讨厌美洲原住民 And he hates Native Americans.
但你们太友好了 But you guys are so friendly!
哦 哦 上帝 Oh oh, God!
嘿，嘿，听着，我会尖叫的 Hey, hey look I could scream.
什么才是大学生该做的？ What's college boy going to do?
把啤酒罐压在头上 Crush beer cans on our heads?
哪一个是你的 Which one's yours?
啊 Agh...
呃 Duh...
那个 That one.
那个垃圾？ That piece of crap?
买美国货 拜托，你们是美洲原住民 Buy American. Come on, you guys are Native American,
我以为你会感到骄傲的 I thought you'd be proud.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我得把这个猫王的地址抄下来，以防万一 I'm copying down this Elvis address just in case.
哦，得了吧，你认为偷面具的人会把他的 Oh come on, you think the guy who stole the mask put his
真实地址写在了入境表格上 real address down on an entry form?
进去 Get in!
哪儿 Where?
吃我一拳 The tunk!
你正在收听的是 You're in tune...
K.Z.R.E 电台 ...with K.Z.R.E...
每天都为你，送上最棒的 where we play you the best of yesterday...
音乐演奏 ...and today.
我醒来的时候不知道自己身在何处 I awoke not knowing where I was
这也许是件好事 Which is probably a good thing.
耶 Yeah!
啊 Agh!
加油 Come on!
好了 Okay!
哦，该死 Oh Shit!
哦 什么 Oh...What?!
天哪！ Jesus!
看起来猫王又多活了一天 Well looks like Elvis gets to live another day.
你真的认为那个偷面具的人把他的 You really think the guy who stole the mask wrote his...
真实地址写在报名表上了吗? ...real address down on an entry form.
但愿如此 Let's hope.
请注意 Your attention please.
这是735次列车的通告 This is an announcement for Train 735...
本车将开往圣安东尼奥、巴吞鲁日和塔科马 ...to San Antonio, Baton Rouge and Tacoma
本次列车晚点了大约一个小时 This train has been delayed for approximately one hour.
请留在车站 Please remain in the station.
等候进一步通知 所有旅客都能登机 for further notices. All passengers will board...
从前，在一个沉闷的午夜 Once upon a midnight dreary...
我虚弱而疲惫地沉思着 while I pondered weak and weary.
有人敲门 There came a tapping,
轻轻地敲着我的房门 gently rapping on my chamber door.
小姑娘 Little lady...
你最好离开这里 you better get the hell outta here...
在我拿枪指着你之前 before I pull out the big gun on you.
宝贝，你的枪对我没用 Baby, your gun doesn't work on me.
现在，告诉我 Now, where...
面具在哪 ...is the mask?
我没有 I don't have it.
回答错误 Wrong answer!
嗯 Hmm.
他说的是实话 He is telling the truth.
那好吧 Oh well.
好吧，猫王 All right Elvis.
让我们看看这是不是你住的地方 Let's see if this is where you really live.
我准备好了 I'm ready for you.
哈喽 Hello?
哦 Oh.
你真的把地址写在报名表上了 You really did put your address down on the entry form.
你肯定不会在小偷比赛中胜利的 You certainly Won't be winning any thieving contests.
你们谁都不行 None of you will be.
如果我是那个阿帕奇战士的面具 If I were an ancient Apache Warrior mask,
那我会被藏在哪里呢？ where would I be hiding?
我知道 I know...
沙发 ...the couch!
哈喽 Hello ?
有人在家吗？ Is anybody home ?
你是谁 Who are you?
我是隔壁的女孩 I'm the girl next door.
哦，当然 你是 Of course you are.
我能进来吗？ Can I come in?
不 不 走开 No. No. Go away.
作为邻居 你可不太友好哦 That's not very neighbourly of you.
那是因为我不是你的邻居 That's because I'm not your neighbour.
你知道的，我以前从没来过这里 You know, I've never been in here before.
哦 整洁的灯 Oh, neat lamp.
哈 Ha.
拜托，可爱的女孩进来想和你聊天 Come on, cute girl comes in here and wants to make
你却让她离开 small talk with you and you tell her to leave?
你是同性恋还是怎么的 What are you gay or something?
不，我不是同性恋 No, I'm not gay.
如果是，也没关系。我不介意 It's okay if you are.It's cool.
我的年龄足够当你爸 I'm old enough to be your fath...
你酷毕了的叔叔了 ...your really cool uncle.
不，你说得对 No, you're right.
你可以做我父亲 You could be my father.
也可能是个意外，你知道的 Could have been an accident, you know.
意外的，高中，也许毕业后 Unplanned, high school, maybe after prom.
什么 What?
你到底来这里干什么？ What are you even doing here anyway?
哦， 糖 Oh, sugar.
我需要一杯 你有吗？ I need a cup. Do you have any?
你是认真地吗 Seriously?
不… 这不是50年代 No... it's not the 50's.
见鬼，对我来说你也许太老了 Hell, maybe you are too old for me.
回头见叔叔 See you around Uncle.
如果你需要点什么，我就在隔壁 Hey if you need anything, I'm right next door.
把面具给我 Give me the mask.
我没有 I don't have it!
把面具给我 Give me the mask...
否则我就杀了你的邻居 ...or I kill your next door neighbour.
她不是我的邻居，我甚至不住在这里 She's not my neighbour, I don't even live here.
啊. Agh!!
很疼的 That hurt!
啊 Ugh!
这就是那种感觉 So that's how it feels.
打得好 Nice punch.
咬得好 Nice bite.
我只问你一次 I'm only going to ask you once.
面具在哪里 Where is the mask?
你是谁 Who are you?
我是牛仔 I'm the Cowboy.
这是显而易见的 That was obvious.
我可以从50码外 And I can shoot the whiskers
把你下巴上的胡子射下来 off your chin from 50 yards.
那就太奇怪了 That'd be pretty weird.
你不觉得你背后的警察 Well don't you think the cop behind you
可能有话要说吗 might have something to say about that?
看看你身后 Look behind you?
我不敢相信他真的上当了 I can't believe he actually fell for it!
哪辆是你的车 Which one is your car?
我没有车 I don't have a car!
你没有车是什么意思 What do you mean you don't have a car?
我不知道 那你怎么逃跑？ I don't know. How do you get around?
谢天谢地，我有一个很酷的叔叔 Thankfully I have a cool Uncle.
你怎么来这儿的？ 我用走的 How did you get here? I walked!
你用走的 是的 You walked? Yeah.
从哪来 从这里和 From where? Somewhere between here...
什么？ 和印第安保留地之间的某个地方 What? ...and the Indian Reservation.
连居民都在骑马 Even the settlers used horses!
相信我，如果我有一匹马的话 Trust me, if I had a horse,
我会骑上它的 I would have used it.
嘿，我以前见过那个人 Hey, I've seen that guy before.
在赌场外面 Outside the casino.
啊 Agh!
等等 Wait!
究竟出什么事了 What the hell's going on?
我们正为了活命在逃跑 We're running for our lives.
有什么特别的原因吗 Is there any particular reason
为什么牛仔要杀你？ why Cowboys are trying to kill you?
还有印第安人！ And Indians!
牛仔和印第安人想杀了你？ Cowboys and Indians are trying to kill you?
那个面具是怎么回事？ What's the deal with this mask?
那是一个古老的阿帕奇战士面具 It's an ancient Apache warrior mask.
一个什么 A what?
说来话长 It's a long story.
好吧，那就长话短说 Well, give me the abridged version.
爱情的不幸运 纸牌不吉利， 贱人 Unlucky in love... Unlucky in cards, bitch.
直接到10 Straight to the 10!
向王后致敬 Hail to the Queen!
我们要向王者致敬 We're going to hail to the King.
面具在哪里？ Where's the mask?
说来话长 It's a long story.
好吧，那就长话短说 Well give me the abridged version.
就是这样 And here we are!
哇 Wow!
你知道的 应该打电话给警长， You know you should probably call the Sheriff,
告诉他到底发生了什么事 tell him what the hell is going on.
警长们 Sheriffs.
不止一个警长吗 Sheriff's as in plural.
是的，他们都很腐败 Yup, and they're both corrupt.
酋长就雇了一个 The Chief owns one.
牧场主雇了另一个 And the Rancher owns the other one.
太好了 Lovely.
看来在找到面具之前 我只能和你在一起了 So it looks like I'm stuck with you until I find this mask
我是隔壁的女孩 I am the Girl Next Door.
顺便说一下，我叫辛迪 My name is Cindy, by the way.
我不住在 I don't live...
算了 我是约翰 ...never mind, I'm John.
酷 Cool!
我一直想要一个约翰叔叔 I always wanted an Uncle John.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
挡风玻璃上射出两颗致命的子弹 Two perfect kill shots through the windshield.
理论上吗？ Theories?
不知道 Don't know.
这些印第安人离保留地有点远 These Indians are a little far from the reservation.
美洲原住民 Native Americans.
什么 What?
他们现在喜欢被称为印第安人 They like to be called, Native Americans now.
管他呢 Whatever.
那么，两个 美洲原住民 So what are two... ...Native Americans...
在赌场外干什么呢 ...doing away from the casino?
在这辆蹩脚的车里？ In such a crappy car?
除了被杀之外 Besides getting killed?
汽车是外地牌照 Car's got out-of-state plates, too.
你找到了什么 What you got?
这车 The car...
是约翰·史密斯的 Belongs to a John Smith.
两个美洲原住民偷了 Two Native Americans stole the car...
一个叫约翰·史密斯的人的车 ...of a guy named John Smith?
这对你来说有点讽刺 Well, that's some irony for you.
我已经告诉过你了 I already told you...
我们不能给警长们打电话 ...we can't call the Sheriffs.
我不会打电话给警长的 I'm not calling the Sheriff.
警长们 Sheriff's!
那么你给谁打电话 Who you calling then?
谁也不 Nobody.
哦，我懂了 Oh I get it...
你会像我的疯叔叔一样 ...you're going to be like my crazy Uncle.
你一定是疯狂约翰叔叔 You'll be Crazy Uncle John.
当我在你的公寓旁边 When I was in the apartment next to yours...
瞧，我告诉过你我们是邻居 See, I told you we were neighbours.
我们不是… 算了 We're not...Never mind.
当我在那间公寓的时候，我注意到 When I was in that apartment, I noticed
其他猫王们的墙上有一些头像 there were some headshots on the Wall of the other Elvises.
现在我愿意赌上一把 Now I'm willing to gamble
在这个小镇上，没有多少 that in this small town, that there's not too many
日本人 Takashi Toshiros.
我以为你说你是个可怕的赌徒 I thought you said you were a terrible gambler.
不，我只输在老虎机，扑克 Nope, I've only lost in slots, poker...
和爱情上 ...and love.
你会认为在一个全是手机时代 You'd think in a day and age of cell phones...
用公用电话会死得很惨 ...the payphone would've died a horrible death and yet...
但仍有一些人 ...some remain,
在与命运抗争 fighting destiny...
记录下一个 ...marking a...
简单的时代 simpler time.
说得漂亮 That's beautiful.
现在交出面具 Now give me the mask!
侏儒猫王！ Midget Elvis!
是小人物，贱人 Little person, bitch!
哦，你说过他对此有点敏感 Oh you said he was a little touchy about that.
非常敏感 Very touchy.
现在把面具给我，不然我就把你的蛋蛋炸掉 Now give me the mask or I'll blow your balls off!
她没有蛋蛋……你没有蛋蛋…她没有蛋蛋 She doesn't have balls... you don't have balls... she doesn't have balls.
我不是在胡闹 I'm not screwing around!
听着，伙计，我没有 Look man, I don't have it!
他没有!我知道，他是我的邻居 He doesn't! I would know, he's my neighbour.
我不 I'm not...
为什么每个人都认为我有 Why does everybody think I have it?
因为是你偷的 Because you stole it.
我没偷 I didn't!
最后的机会 Last chance.
你觉得你后面的警察 Well what do you think the cop behind you
会怎么说 is going to say about it?
你觉得我傻吗 Do you think I'm stupid?
我不会上当的 I'm not falling for that!
一切都还好吗？ Everything all right?
是的，一切都很好 Yes, everything's fine.
因为我讨厌 Because I just hate it...
别人取笑一个小人物 ...when people make fun of a little person.
不，听着，警官我们不是在取笑一个小人物 No, listen officer we weren't making fun of a little person
我们只是问问路 真的 we're just asking for some directions. Really.
对吧? 是的 Right? Yup
是的 祝你今天愉快 Yeah. Have a nice day.
好的，谢谢你 警官 Right. Thank you Deputy.
看来猫王死在厕所里了 Looks like Elvis died on the toilet.
又一个 是的 Again. Yep.
我不认为他死了 I don't think he's dead.
哪一个？ Which one?
什么哪一个 Which one what?
你认为哪个猫王还活着？ Which Elvis do you think is still alive?
真的那个，还是那个人？ The real one, or that guy?
都是 Both.
都是 Both'?
真的？ Really?
大家都知道王者 Everybody knows that the King
假装死亡是为了逃避上校 faked his death to get away from the Colonel...
过正常的生活 过上幸福的生活 ...lead a normal life, live happily ever after.
但是那个家伙 That guy however,
是个冒牌货 is an impersonator.
不，该屎的 No shit.
不，事实上我担心真的有（屎） No actually I'm afraid there is.
不要再搞怪了 好吧 Don't start with the toilet humor. All right.
太晚了 Too late.
所以 警长 So Sheriff...
根据你的专业知识 ...you've determined in your expertise...
你断定这个死去的家伙不是真正的猫王 ...that the dead guy here is not the real Elvis...
而是猫王的模仿者 ...but rather anElvis impersonator.
不 警长 No, Sheriff,
根据我的专业知识 我断定 I've determined in my expertise
那个死人不是一个真正的猫王模仿者 that the dead guy is not a real Elvis impersonator,
看靴子就知道了 you can tell by the boots.
真正的猫王爱好者都知道猫王 Any true Elvis lover would know that the King
决不会像那些人一样的死法 would never be caught dead in those.
嗯 猫王模仿者 Hmm. Elvis impersonator...
模仿者 impersonator.
约翰·史密斯 John Smith.
印第安死人车子的车主 The owner of the car with the dead Indians.
是美洲原住民 Native Americans.
那么，两个死去的“美洲原住民”怎么办？ So what do two dead "Native Americans?
一个死去的猫王模仿者 模仿者有共同点吗 and a dead Elvis impersonator impersonator have in common?
约翰·史密斯 约翰·史密斯 John Smith. John Smith.
所以这是亚洲猫王的豪宅，哈？ So this is luxurious estate of Asian Elvis, huh?
我猜模仿猫王的报酬不高 I guess Elvis impersonating doesn't pay all that well.
那 你的计划是什么 So what's your plan?
我的计划？ My Plan?
我打算进去要求他 I was going to go in there and demand
把面具给我 that he give me the mask.
这是最近很流行的计划 That's a popular plan these days.
简单而甜蜜 Simple and sweet.
我喜欢 I like it.
非常受欢迎的计划 Very popular plan.
也许今天是女仆节 Maybe its the maid's day off?
我真不想成为这个地方的主人 Sure hate to be the owner of this place.
所以我才租房 That's why I rent!
嘿 Hey!
我还以为我得去找你呢 And here I thought I'd have to come after you.
我们 啊，我们没看到你 We ahh, we didn't see you there.
因为亚洲人很狡猾，对吧? Because Asians are sneaky, right'?
从刻板印象开始 Starting right off with the stereotypes.
什么？ What?
把面具给我！ Give me the mask!
嘿，那是你的台词 Hey that was your line.
听着，就像我告诉其他人一样 Look, like I'm telling everybody else,
我没有 I don't have it!
首先 你偷了面具 First you steal the mask,
然后 你杀了艾伦 then you kill Alan.
艾伦？ Alan?
同性恋猫王 Gay Elvis.
同性恋猫王 Gay Elvis?
在火车站厕所被谋杀 Murdered in a train station bathroom.
他们在追捕所有的猫王 They're hunting down all the Elvis'
试图找到面具 trying to find the mask.
我从警察扫描仪上得知 他在厕所里被人开了好几枪 Heard on my Police scanner that he was shot on the toilet multiple times.
你有一个警察扫描仪？ You have a police scanner?
那是当然，我真有 Of course I do.
因为我是亚洲人，我一定擅长技术，对吧 Because I'm Asian, I must be good with technology, right?
什么？ What?
让我猜猜，你以为每个亚洲人都会空手道吗 Let me guess, you think every Asian knows karate
我打赌电脑也是 I bet computers too.
我想我在学校的成绩一定很好 And I suppose I must've gotten really good grades in school,
每天晚上都学习 studied every night,
整个周末都在我父母的干洗店 all while working at my parents dry cleaners store
一直工作 on the weekend.
对我来说，这不是真的 Well in my case, that's just not true.
除了空手道那部分 Except for the Karate part.
嘿 哈 Hey ah!
没有人能追捕这个猫王 No one's hunting this Elvis down
你这个低贱的欧洲杂种 you generic European hybrid.
你应该是谁？ And who are you supposed to be?
隔壁的女孩？ The Girl Next Door?
没错 Exactly.
好吧，小女孩 Well little girl.
告诉我面具在哪 Tell me where the mask is
否则我就会让你 or I'm going to open up a can of
屁股也开花 whoop-ass on you too.
我不知道面具在哪里，我从来没见过面具 I don't know where the mask is, I've never even seen the mask.
你以为我不会打女孩吧 I suppose you think I wouldn't hit a girl.
嘿哈 Hey ah!
又错了 Wrong again!
我真不敢相信你竟然这么做 I can't believe you just did that.
我知道 I know...
我今天要打破一切陈规 I'm just breaking every stereotype today!
你那白人小脑袋一定要爆炸了 Your little White Man's brain must be ready to explode.
你真是个混蛋，不是吗 You really are an asshole, aren't you!
以心换心 Takes one to know one.
你真的这么说了吗？ Did you really just say that?
是的，我说了 Yes I did.
马上 给 Now give
我 me
面 the
具 mask!
耶 Yes!
看看你后面 Look behind you.
看我后面？ Look behind me?
记住这个刻板印象，小女孩 Remember the stereotype little girl,
亚洲人很聪明 Asian's are smart.
不傻 Not dumb!
我是来拿面具的 I'm here for the mask.
令人震惊 Shocker.
你最好祈祷你不是猫王 You better pray you're not Elvis.
不，不，我是史密斯 No no, I'm a Smith.
约翰·史密斯？ John Smith?
是的 Yeah!
你不是死了吗？ Aren't you dead?
我可不这么认为 I don't think so.
等等，等等 你是 Wait, wait. You're a...
你是印第安人 you're the Indian.
我看起来像来自印度吗？ Do I look like I'm from India?
我是说 呃 美洲原住民 I meant uhh... Native American.
我看起来像是在711便利店 Do I look like I work...
工作的吗 ...at Seven Eleven?
等等 等等 这也有点种族歧视，不是吗 Wait, wait! That's a little racist too, isn't it!
假设你认为 Suppose you think...
这把印第安战斧 this a tomahawk?
我本来想说的是短柄小斧，但既然你提到了 I was going to say hatchet, but now that you mention it.
还有什么? 我要剥了你的头皮，就这样 And what? I'm going to scalp you, is that it?
不，如果我这样想，那就是种族歧视了 No, that would be racially insensitive of me to think that!
那很好 That's good.
你不像看上去那么蠢 You're not stupid as you look.
谢谢. Thank you.
但不幸的是 But unfortunately for you...
这是一把战斧 ...it is a tomahawk.
这个印度人 And this Indian...
救命 Help!
会剥了你的头皮 ...is going to scalp you!
应该看看你身后 Should have looked behind you.
来吧，我们走 Come on, let's go.
永远不要和女人争吵 Never argue with a woman.
看你后面!你是怎么做到的 Look behind you! What are you three for three with that?
四比四 Four for four.
但公平地说，每四次中必有三次 But to be fair, three of the four times,
他们背后确实有人 there was actually someone behind them.
Ok，快点，快点 Okay, come on, come on.
那是我第一次面对战斧 That was my first tomahawking
你呢？ what about you?
我改变主意了 I changed my mind.
我想我们得打电话给警长们 I think we need to call the Sheriff's.
这个面具值一百万美元 The mask is worth one million dollars.
也许警长们可以再等一会儿 Maybe the sheriff's can wait a little bit longer.
即使是隔壁的女孩 Not even the girl next door
也免不了贪婪 is immune to greed.
嗯，我是从我叔叔那里学来的 Well, I caught it from my Uncle.
嘿 Hey...
又是那个家伙 ...there's that guy again.
什么家伙？ What guy?
赌场的那个家伙！ That guy from the casino!
嘿 你 Hey you!
约翰，等等！ John, wait!
我想和你谈谈 I want to talk to you for a minute.
什么？ What?
你是谁？ Who are you?
伙计你的脸怎么了？ Dude what happened to your face?
我刚被一个亚洲猫王打了 I just got beat up by an Asian Elvis,
但现在这并不重要 but that is not important right now.
真的 我在赌场外面看到你了 Really I saw you outside the casino
你在做什么？ what's you deal?
老兄，除非你也想被大学生揍一顿 Dude, unless you want to also get beat up by a college kid,
我现在就走 I'd walk away right now.
不，我哪儿也不去，伙计 No, I'm not going anywhere man,
直到你告诉我 你为什么跟踪我们 until you tell me why you are following us.
好吧 Okay.
啊 Agh!
啊 啊 Agh!! Uh!
继续和猫王们战斗，笨蛋 Stick to fighting Elvises, moron.
哈 Huh!
住手！离他远点！ Stop it! Get away from him!
什么!他是自讨苦吃 What! He was asking for it!
真不敢相信 I can't believe it!
酋长的人是对的 The Chief's men were right!
他竟然把啤酒罐压在我头上 He actually just crushed a beer can on my head.
快离开这里 Just get out of here!
如果我是你，我就听女士的 小子 I'd listen to the lady if I was you, boy.
是的 先生 Yes sir!
你看上去真不错 You look good.
谢谢 Thanks.
你打断了我的鼻子，混蛋 You broke my nose, asshole.
我知道你的感受 I know how you feel.
这个镇上有拉美人吗？ Are there any Hispanics in this town
因为现在这是唯一 'cause right now that's the only ethnicity that
还没踢我屁股的种族 hasn't kicked my ass yet.
有人想和你谈谈 Somebody wants to talk to you.
啊 Ah!
我想象不出这是怎么回事 I can't imagine what that's about.
我今天已经杀了两个印第安人 I already killed two Injun's today.
别逼我也杀了你 Don't make me kill you too.
我要面具 I want the mask.
嗯，这很令人耳目一新，通常人们会说 Well that's refreshing, usually people say
“把面具给我”，你却说 "give me the mask", you went with
“我要”面具 "I want" the mask.
你知道我是谁吗？ Do you know who I am?
你是牧场主 You're the Rancher.
是啊，我也，我也会猜到是牧场主的 Yeah I was ah, going to guess the Rancher too.
我拥有这个小镇 I own this town.
还有几个像它一样的小镇，大部分地产都在其中 Several others just like it, most of the land in-between.
政府说我不能占有印第安保留地 Goverment says I can't own the Indian Reservation,
但那没关系，反正也没用，直到 but that doesn't matter, that's worthless anyway until the...
酋长建了他的赌场 ...Chief's built his Casino.
无论你是富有还是贫穷，都要看到这一点 See that, whether you're rich or poor
我们都有问题 we all have problems.
很高兴见到你 这让人很受启发 It's been very nice meeting you. Very enlightening.
约翰叔叔，我想现在该闭嘴了 Uncle John, I think it's time to shut up now.
真是个聪明的女孩 That's a smart girl.
如果我是你，我会听她的 I'd listen to her If I was you.
继续 Continue.
这个 This...
战士面具是阿帕奇人获得力量的地方 Warrior Mask is where the Apache gain all their power.
当它在 When it was lost in...
与美国的战争中失败时 他们被驱逐 battle with U.S. Calvalry they were dfeated
被迫在保留地像醉汉一样生活 and forced to live as drunks in the reservation.
当它被发现的时候 When it was found...
他们又变得强大起来 they became powerful again
然后建造了他们的赌场 and built their casino.
有趣的是，我以前听过这个故事 Interestingly, I've heard this story before.
是印第安人说的 From the Indians...
没有你丰富多彩的描述 Not with your colorful descriptions added.
但我打赌你不知道故事最精彩的部分 But I bet you don't know the best part.
阿帕奇人不做战士面具 The Apache don't make warrior masks.
是霍皮人做的 Hopi do.
霍皮人 Hopi?
霍皮人 是另一个部落 Hopi. It's another tribe.
他们剩下的人不多了 There's not many of them left.
这意味着 Wich means
酋长的部落最初是从其他部落那 that Chief's tribe originally stole the mask
偷了面具 from some other tribe.
现在，像所有的欧洲白人一样 And now, like all good European white man,
我们要从他们那里拿走它 we're gonna take it from them.
贪婪 Greed.
什么？ What?
没什么 Nothing.
现在不要为野蛮人感到难过 Now don't feel too bad for the savages.
他们会为了面具而杀人的 They'll kill to get that mask.
当他们首先失去它的时候 When they lost it the firs time
他们杀光了整个家族 只是为了找回它 they killed whole family just to get it back.
小心，它很老了 Careful, it's very old.
就这样 Just like that.
你怎么找到的 How did you find it'?
他的新老板派他去找旧的战争文物 His new boss sent him out there looking for old war artifacts and
他找到了这个 he finds this.
好吧 我们把它包起来 All right. Let's wrap it up.
那家人为我工作 That family worked for me.
妈妈，爸爸，小男孩，都被杀了 Mother, Father, Little boy, all killed.
除了一个老印第安女人 基于某种 Except for some old Indian woman, some sort of...
野蛮人守则 code of the savages.
她还活着 : She lives.
今天只有白人死了 : Only the white man dies today.
太可怕了 That's horrible.
你刚才又说了，是那个父亲找到了面具 Um, so where again did you say the Father found the mask?
有什么关系？ What's it matter?
他找到了它，他们杀了他，酋长得到它了 He found it, they killed him, the Chief got it!
如果没有面具， Without that mask the whole tribe
如果他们不忘乎所以的话，整个部落还是被我压迫 would still be forced to sork for me If they weren't too drunk.
为了离开保留地的那个屎坑 to get off that casspool of a reservation..
但 反而 But Instead...
他们却建了一个赌场 they built a casino
现在赚的钱比我还多 now make even more money than I do.
所以你雇了猫王们帮你偷面具 So you hired the Elvises to steal the mask for yourself.
你利用我们敌人的一切弱点 You exploit whatever weaknesses our enemy has..
那个赌场就是个堡垒 That casino is a fortress.
只有阿帕奇战士和猫王模仿者 Only Apache warriors and Elvis impersonators
才被允许进入酋长的密室 are allowed into the Chief's Inner sanctum.
发生了什么事？ So what happened?
我不知道 I don't know.
但这就是我让你叔叔约翰来这的原因 But that's why I have your Uncle John here.
那么，史米斯队长，你和 So, Captain Smith, you and...
宝嘉公主要在明天带给我面具 Pocahontas have 'till tomorrow to brig me the mask.
不然我就砍下你的头挂起来 or I'm going to cut off your head and hang it.
挂在墙上其他动物旁边 next to all the other animals on my wall.
明白了彼此的意思了吗？ Do we understand each other?
是的 先生 Yes sir.
啊 Agh!
我们又回到了起点 We're right back Where we started.
他只是威胁要砍掉我们的头 He just threatened to cut off our heads
严格来说，他只是威胁要砍掉我的头 Well technically he only threatened to cut off my head.
招呼得不错，感觉好多了 Well greet, / feel somuch better.
我不会因为技术问题而被杀 I won't get killed because of a technicality.
如果能让你感觉好一点 Well if it makes you feel any better
外面还有很多人 there's plenty of other people out there
愿意杀你 who are willing to kill you today.
那我们怎么才能找到这个面具呢？ So how are we going to find this mask?
我们所只知道的是有个猫王拥有它 All we know is that an Elvis has it.
这就是我们需要知道的 That's all we need to know.
一共有五个猫王 There were five Elvises.
其中一个偷了温顺的人，背叛了其他人 One of them stole the meek and betrayed the others-
如果你把我从方程中去掉，就只剩下4个了 If you take me outta the equation, that leaves only four.
侏儒猫王 Midget Elvis...
我是说小人物猫王 I mean little person Elvis...
在我之后来找面具 ...came ater me looking for the mask.
所以我们知道不是他干的 So we know it wasn't him.
亚洲猫王 Takashi aka Asian Elvis,
他一看到我们就要面具 also demanded the mask the moment he saw us.
所以也不可能是他 So it couldn't have been him either
在他后面和战斧之前 And before he got a tomahawk in the back
日本人告诉我们那个艾伦 Takashi told us that Alan...
又名，同性恋猫王 aka, Gay Elvis...
在火车站被杀了 had been killed at the train station.
只剩下冠军自己 Which leaves only the contest winner himself
猫王 猫王 Elvis... Elvis.
你的邻居 Your neighbour.
但我以为你是我的邻居 But I thought you were my neighbour.
我是你叔叔 I'm your uncle.
我说的是你真正的隔壁邻居 I'm talking about your real next door neighbour.
那么这个猫王在哪？ So where is this Elvis-Elvis?
所以，如果我有一个猫王模仿者 So, if I where an Elvis impersonator...
刚刚偷了一个阿帕奇战士面具的比赛冠军 contest winner who just stole an ancient Apache warrior mask
价值一百万美元，我会在哪里 Worth one million dollars, where would I be?
霍皮人 Hopi.
什么？ What?
古老的霍皮战士面具 Ancient Hopi warrior mask.
对 Right.
我有个主意 I do have an idea.
你还是认为我们不应该给警长们打电话吗? You still think we shouldn't call the sheriff's'?
不，我们得找到面具，拯救我们的脑袋 No, we need to find the mask, save our heads,
变得富有 从此幸福地生活 get rich and live and live happily ever after.
嗯 Hmm.
我完全同意 I couldn't agree more.
侏儒猫王 Midget Elvis!
小人物，混蛋！ Little person, asshole!
抱歉 Sorry.
我就知道你们会回到犯罪现场的 I knew you bitches would return to the scene of the crime.
他说的是哪种罪行 Which crime is he talking about?
我不知道 太多了 我都忘了 I don't know. There's been so many, I've lost track.
这只是个比喻，白痴 It's just a figure of speech, dickwad!
我是说你终于回家了 I meant you finally camo back home.
我不住在这里 她住在隔壁 I don't live here. She lives next door.
谢谢 Thanks.
你真是个变态的混蛋，你知道的 You're a sick twisted bastard, you know that.
我们所有的照片都贴在你的墙上 Having all our pictures taped to your wall...
然后在晚上突然挂起来 ...jerking off to them at night!
什么？ 这太恶心了 What? That is pretty sick.
你光偷面具是不够的 It wasn't good enough for you just to steal the mask.
不，你必须实现你的变态幻想，然后杀了我们所有人 No you had to live out your perverted fantasies and kill all of us.
你对那件事很感兴趣，不是吗 You get off on that, don't you?
你到底在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
首先你杀了同性恋猫王 First you kill Gay Elvis...
在厕所的隔间里 in a bathroom stall no less!
然后你杀了亚洲猫王 Then you kill Asina Elvis...
把短柄小斧刺进他的背部 by thrusting a hatchet into his back!
嘿 等等 那不是斧头，是战斧 Hey wait. It wasn't a hatchet, it was a tomahawk.
显然它们是有区别的 Apparently there is a difference.
现在你又想杀我 And now you want to try and kill me.
好吧，混蛋 Well ass wipe...
这是不可能的 it's not going to happen!
对不起，我要给约翰叔叔做辩护 Excuse me, in Uncle John's defense
他没有杀那些人 he didn't kill any of those people.
是印第安人干的…我想 The Indian did...l think.
约翰叔叔？ Uncle John?
所以你现在和你侄女上床了？ So now you're screwing your niece?
该死的! 你是个变态的混蛋 Damn! You are one perverted bastard!
不 不 不是那样的 她是我的邻居 No, no. It's not like that. She's my neighbour.
其实不是我的邻居 Not actually my neighbour...
闭上你的臭嘴，现在告诉我面具在哪里 Shut the hell up, Now tell me where the mask is
在我把你们俩都减到我的尺寸之前 before I cut you both down to my size!
是的，告诉我们面具在哪里 Yes, tell us where the mask is.
好漂亮的衣服 Nice outfit.
谢谢 Thank you.
你他妈的是谁？ Who the hell are you?
是一个访客，我杀的 It's some visitor, I murdered,
在敲我的房门 tapping at my chamber door.
仅此而已 This it is, and nothing more.
埃德加·爱伦·坡 ？ Edgar Allen Poe?
一个受过教育的人 An educated man.
然后你足够聪明地知道 Then you're smart enough to know
谁会带着那个行李包离开这里 who will be walking out of here with that duffle bag.
你威胁过我吗 Did you jurt threaten me?
是因为 贱人，这个侏儒会把你搞垮的！ Because bitch, this midget will fuck you up!
啊，小人物 Ahh, little person.
管他呢 Whatever!
哦，我已经受够了 Oh I've had about enough of this.
这个镇上有多少刺客 How many assassins do they have in this town!
看起来很疼 That looks like it hurt.
我想是约翰·史密斯吧 John Smith, I presume.
是的 Yeah.
我们刚听到枪声 Well we just heard gunshots.
我们会在那里找到 We going to find another...
另一具尸体的 dead body up there?
大概吧 Probably.
想象一下 Imagine that.
我们按照一个死去的印第安人手上写的地址 We follow the address written on the hand of a dead Indian...
是美洲原住民 Native American.
美洲原住民 躺在血泊中，旁边是另一个死人 Native American, lying in a pool of blood next to another dead...
美洲原住民开着一辆 Native American in a car...
登记在你名下的车 registered to you.
然后我们发现你的信用卡 And we find your credit card lying on the body
躺在一个猫王模仿者的尸体上 of a dead Elvis impersonator-impersonator
就在在火车站的厕所里 in the bathroom of a train station.
而现在 你跑不掉了 And now here you are.
我没有杀过任何人 I haven't killed anybody.
谁说是你干的？ Who said you did?
所以，啊，楼上 So, ahh, upstairs...
我们会找到一个死的猫王 are we going to find a dead Elvis...
还是死的印第安人 or dead Indian.
美洲原住民 Native American.
管他呢 Whatever.
可能是猫王 Probably an Elvis.
唉, 我告诉你们 你们找错人了 Agh! I'm tellin' ya, you got the wrong guy.
那谁才是对的人？ who was the right guy be
其他人 Somebody else.
我喜欢这个，别人 I like that, somebody else.
和你在一起的那个女孩呢？ What about the girl you were with?
不，你也不需要找她，她什么都不知道 No, you don't want her either, she doesn't know anything,
她只是隔壁的女孩 she's just the girl next door.
就在你说你不住的公寓隔壁 Next door to the apartment that you say you don't live in.
对. Right.
好的，史密斯先生，我们把你关在这辆车里12 Okay Mr. Smith we're going to hold you in this car for 12...
那就 24 Make it 24.
24小时 24 hours!
我们再看看还有没有死人出现 We'll see if anymore dead people show up.
这对我来说是没用的 好吗 That's not going to work for me. Okay!
在接下来的12到24小时内会发生很多事情 A lot of stuff is going to happen in the next 12 to 24 hours.
抱歉，牢房占用了你的宝贵时间 Sorry jail's cutting into your busy schedule.
你总能告诉我们到底发生了什么吧 You could always tell us what's relly going on
也可以加快流程 and speed up the process.
美洲原住民、牛仔、猫王模仿者和金发女郎 Native Americans, Cowboys, Elvis Impersonators, and Blonde Women
他们都想杀我 they are all trying to kill me.
有什么特别的原因吗？ Any particular reason?
他们不喜欢我？ They don't like me?
我们要告诉你一个小秘密，约翰 We're going to let you in on a little secret here, John.
我们也不喜欢你 We don't like you either.
明天早上见 See you in the morning.
没有人喜欢真正的约翰·史密斯 None of the settlerd liked the real John Smith either.
印第安人也没有 Neither did the Indians.
但他们都需要他来生存 But they all needed him to survive.
他们也想杀了他 They tried to kill him too.
你偷了我的钱包 You stole my wallet.
是啊 但里面没有钱 Yeah. But it had no money in it.
你到底在这里干什么 What are you doing in here anyway?
诱惑你 Solicitation.
你是个妓女？ You're a prostitute?
是的 约翰 我是个妓女 Yes, John. I'm a prostitute.
面具是怎么回事 So what's the deal with the mask?
你知道它在哪里吗？ You know where it is?
我操? 你是怎么知道的 You too? How do youknow about it?
约翰喜欢在做爱时说话 John like to talk during sex.
我们并没有做过爱 We didn't have sex.
不是你 Not you...
驾 驾 驾 Heeyah, heeyah!
我在跟这个叫牛仔的人做 I was doing this guy named the Cowboy.
猫王们偷走了酋长的面具 The Elvises stole the Chief's mask.
该死的，我现在有点忙，你没看见吗 Gaw dang it Mo, I'm a little busy, can't you see!
他们还没有回来报到 They haven't reported in.
牧场主在找你 The Rancher is asking for ya'.
见鬼 你怎么不早说呢 Oh hell, why didn't you say so.
完事啦？ That's it?
我得出去找一些猫王了 I got to go find me some Elvises.
付钱给那女的 Pay the gal.
几分钟后，警长们来逮捕了我 Few minutes later the Sheriff's came and arrested me.
至少现在有人来陪我了 At least somebody came.
你会和我相处得很好的 You would have had a better time with me.
我喜欢女孩，约翰 I like girls, John.
那么 你的脸怎么了？ So what happened to your face?
上次我见到你时 你可没那么丑 You weren't this ugly the last time I saw you.
外面有很多坏人 There's a lot of bad people out there.
这里也有一些 There's some in here too.
你不是杀人犯吗？ Aren't you a murderer?
这真有趣 That's funny.
你知道的 他们找到了我的信用卡 You know they found my credit card
就是你在犯罪现场偷的东西 that you stole at one of the crime scenes.
我给你做个交易 I'll make you a deal.
我去和警长谈谈，让你“下车” I'll talk to the Sheriff's and get you off...
不开玩笑 no pun intended...
如果你能告诉我面具在哪里的话 If you tell me where the mask is.
看来我们还是要在一起过夜了 Looks like you and I will be spending the night together after all
因为我真不知道面具在哪里 because right now I have no idea where that mask is.
你可以参加猫王大赛 You where in that Elvis contest.
你和那些家伙玩扑克 You played poker with those guys,
我还知道你知道的一些事情 I know you know something.
晚安，我亲爱的 Goodnight my sweet love.
臭男人 Men!
我醒来时感觉还不错 I woke feeling not too bad.
没错，我是在监牢里 True, I was in jail.
一大群人都想杀我 A whole bunch of people were trying to kill me.
但不知何故，我觉得今天会比昨天更好 But somehow I felt today was going to be better than yesterday.
起床了，史密斯先生 Rise and shine, Mr. Smith!
隔壁的女孩帮你交了保释金 The girl next door, posted your bail.
我不需要先被起诉吗 Don't I need to be charged with something first?
如果我是你，我就不说话了，我们放你出去 I'd stop talking if I were you, we're letting you out.
这叫贿赂 It's called a bribe.
今天早上你有什么新鲜事要告诉我们吗 约翰? Anything new you want to tell us this morning, John'?
我不想再和妓女上床了 I couldn't get laid by a prostitute,
你知道那对男人的自尊有什么影响吗？ you know what that does to a man's ego?
今天 我可以告诉你一些新情况 警长们 I can tell you something new this morning, Sheriff's.
我在听着呢 I'm listening.
能把我弄出去吗 Will it get me out of here?
就看你怎么说了，宝贝儿 Depends on what you tell us, sugar.
酋长的阿帕奇战士面具 The Chief's ancient Apache warrior mask
被一群猫王模仿者们偷走了 was stolen by bunch of Elvis impersonators.
而他知道它在哪里 And he knows where it is.
我不知道! 真的吗？ I do not! Really?
呼叫警长 Sheriff's come in.
我是哈金斯警长 什么情况 Sheriff Hutchins. What is it Deputy.
18号公路外有一辆抛锚的汽车 There is broken down car off Highway 18.
有牌照 Uregistered.
司机的不知所踪 No sign of the driver.
有一截水管和一个 There's a cut water hose and a
干透了的散热器 bone dry radiator.
谁会不检查水箱就开到沙漠里去呢？ Who goes out into the desert without checking their water level?
车里都有啥东西，亲爱的 Anything inside the vehicle honey.
唯一的东西就是猫王奖杯 The only thing is a Elvis trophy.
再说一遍 Say again.
一个猫王模仿大赛第一名的奖杯 A first place Elvis Impersonation contest trophy.
太酷了 Pretty cool.
保持联系 哈金斯出发了 Keep me posted. Hutchin's out.
我早就说 Told you.
我们走吧，史密斯先生 Let's go Mr. Smith.
嘿，那我呢 Hey, what about me?
等我回来我就让你吹我喇叭 When I get back I'll let you blow me,
然后我们再谈 then we'll talk about it.
哇 Wow...
你一定知道如何让一个女孩感到内心温暖和模糊 you sure know how to make a girl feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
再见，我的宝贝 Bye bye my love.
谢谢你把我弄出来 Thank you for getting me the hell out of there.
并不便宜 Wasn't cheap.
但我不想让我叔叔当囚犯 But I didn't want to have a jailbird for an uncle.
其他孩子会怎么说 What would the other kids say.
嗯,谢谢你 Mmm, thank you,
我欠你的 I owe you.
那 计划是什么 So what's the plan?
还要计划 ？ There's a plan?
我希望有 I hope so.
我是说农场主雇佣了猫王们来偷面具 I mean the Rancher hired the Elvises to steal the mask.
猫王冠军把其他猫王给拧了 And the head Elvis screwed over the other Elvises.
陷害你 然后把面具留给他自己 Framed you and then took the mask for himself.
他可能会把它卖给出价最高的人 He's probably going to try and sell it to the highest bidder.
你觉得他会在哪？ So where do you think he is?
这是一个百万美元的问题，不是吗？ That is the million dollar question isn't it?
确实 Literally.
你说你有个主意 虽然 You said you had an idea, though.
我有个主意 我吗？ I do have an idea. Did I?
是的，那是金发杀手杀侏儒猫王之前 Yeah, that was the last think you said to me
你对我说的最后一句话 before blonde assassins started killing midget Elvises.
是小人物猫王 Little person Elvises.
管他呢 Whatever.
又是他 Him again.
住手 记住上次发生的事 Stop. Remember what happened last time.
我会处理的 I'll take care of it.
女人 Women.
智者说 Wise men say...
只有傻瓜才会坠入爱河 only fools fall in love.
不是傻瓜坠入爱河，而是傻瓜冲进爱河 It's not fools fall in love, it's fools rush in.
哦，你现在要纠正我的猫王歌词了 Oh you're going to correct me on my Elvis lyrics now.
是的，她不是刚刚给你们钱了吗？ Yep Didn't she just pay you guys off?
噢嘿！ Ow Hey!
贿赂是违法的，史密斯先生 Bribery is against the law, Mr. Smith.
我们一般称之为咨询费 We call it consulting fees.
你知道那是她的男朋友，不是吗？ You know that's her boyfriend, don't you'?
那是她的男朋友吗？ .That's her boyfriend?
前男友，非常感谢 Ex-boyfriend, thank you very much.
准备好了吗？ Are we ready?
我们去哪儿？ Where we going?
你要帮我们找到面具 You're going to help us find that mask...
因为我听说它值很多钱 ...cause I hear it's worth a lot of money.
那不是交易的一部分 That wasn't part of the deal.
我们正在改变交易 We're changing the deal.
我想你不介意坐在后面吧 I'm assuming you don't mind sitting in the back.
我有的选吗？ Do I have a choice?
我可以给你们俩惹上很多麻烦 I could get you two in a lot of trouble.
呜 去跟警长们说吧 Ooh... Tell it to the Sheriffs.
你要来吗？ You coming?
对不起，哦 不用担心 Sorry Oh don't worry about it.
你前男友为什么跟踪我？ Why's your ex-boyfriend following me?
他没有跟踪你 他跟踪我 He's not following you. He's following me.
但是警长们是不会做任何事的！ But the Sheriffs won't do anything about it!
他在赌场干什么？ What was he doing at the casino?
那是在我遇见你之前 That was before I even met you.
他有赌博问题 He's got a gambling problem.
所以我们分手了 That's why we broke up.
她说她很有品位 She said she was high-classed
但那只是个谎言 but that was just a lie.
看，我把歌词改对了 See, I got that lyric correct.
你真是个天才 You're a genius.
我们要去哪 史密斯先生 Where we headin' Mr. Smith.
我们得去找你副手 We're looking for the driver of the car
在18号公路上找到的那辆车的司机 that your Deputy found on Highway 18.
如果他没有死于中暑 If he didn't die of heat stroke,
那他只能呆在一个地方 there's only one place he could be.
马上回来 Be right back.
我想你们最好快点来。 I think you guys better get here pretty fast.
城里有个新玩家 There's a new player in town.
天使们 The angels...
在天堂并不是那么地快乐 ...not half so happy in heaven,
他们嫉妒我和她 went envying her and me.
这是众所周知的 That was the reason as all men know...
在这个海边国度 ...in this kingdom by the sea...
风在夜间从云中出来 ...that the wind came out of the cloud by night.
冻僵 Chilling... .
并带走了 And killing...
我的安娜贝尔·李 ...my Annabel Lee.
什么？ What?
回答错误 Wrong answer.
啊 Agh!
有什么好笑的？ What's so funny?
猫王已经离开了大楼 Elvis has left the building.
因为月亮的光芒总会让我想起 For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
美丽的安娜贝尔·李 of the beautiful Annabel Lee.
什么？ What?
手机不错 Nice satellite phone.
电池已经没电了 Cells don't work out here.
真有趣 Interesting.
你刚才是打电话给牧场主 Did you just call the Rancher...
还是酋长 ...or the Chief?
都打了 Both.
真的吗？ Really?
我为牧场主工作，但我欠酋长钱 I work for the Rancher, but I owe money to the Chief.
两边都玩 Playing both sides.
我喜欢 I like that.
好吧，帮我给他们捎个口信 Well, give them a message for me.
看 我们成功了 See we made it.
在浪费了几个小时走弯路之后吗？ After how many hours of wrong turns'?
下次让我来开车 Next time I'm driving.
说得就像你能在沙漠中间 Like you could find a bus stop
找到一个更快的公交车站一样 in the middle of the desert any faster.
要不要我带你们去个好的地方？ Don't I take you to all the best places?
晚餐和电影时间都发生了什么？ Whatever happened to dinner and a movie?
闭嘴 Shut up.
看来牛仔已经来过了 Looks like the cowboy is already here.
牛仔，他就是那个向我们开枪的人 Cowboy, he's the one that took a shot at us.
他打你了吗？ Did he hit you'?
没有 No.
太糟糕了 Too bad.
我们是警长 It's the Sheriffs!
快点出来，小子们 Come on outta there boys.
警长们 Sheriffs.
我们能为你们做些什么？ What can we do for you?
我们是来拿面具的 Mo We're here for the mask. Mo...
好吧，不止我们 Well ain't we all.
猫王在吗？ Elvis in there?
猫王死了 Elvis is dead.
放下你们的枪，离开那辆大巴车！ Put down your guns and step away from the bus!
我告诉过你们我们没有杀猫王 I told you we didn't kill the Elvises.
闭嘴 Shut up!
考夫利警长，我知道牧场主给你的报酬很高 Sheriff Covley, I understand the Rancher pays you real good.
所以我要给你一点建议 So I'm going to give you a little advice.
你带另一个警长去 You take that other sheriff there,
然后上车 and you get in your vehicle
然后骑着车离开这里 and you ride on outta here.
直到我告诉你可以回来为止 'Till I tell you It's okay to come back.
是的，关于这个 Yeah, about that.
看啊 See ahh...
这个面具好像 ...this mask seems to be...
相当有价值 ...pretty valuable.
我们要重新谈谈我的合同 We're going to be renegotiating my contract.
他为酋长工作 He works for the Chief.
我们给那些愿意为面具 We work for whoever is willing to pay us
出最大价钱的人工作 the most for that mask.
就像镇上有两个新警长一样 Think of it like there's two new Sheriffs in town.
他们甚至比上一代更贪婪 And they're even greedier than the last ones.
所以 So ah...
就像那个警长说的 ...like that other Sheriff said...
放下你们的枪 ...drop your guns...
然后离开大巴车 ...and step away from the bus!
小心警长 Careful Sheriff.
我听说他枪法很好 I hear he's a pretty good shot.
我还是个快枪手呢 I'm also a quick draw.
这个小镇不够大，容不下他们俩 This town wasn't big enough for the both of them.
就让他们都 Either of them.
见鬼去吧 Hell any of them.
约翰·史密斯 John Smith!
牧场主给了你24个小时 把 The Rancher gave you 24 hourd to get us the
牛仔和印第安人 就像过去一样 Cowboys and Indians, just like the old days.
我们都知道结果如何 We both know how that turned out.
我们得看看谁在那辆公共汽车上 We need to see who's in that bus.
现在情况有点不稳定，你不觉得吗？ Situation's a little volatile right now don't you think?
正是如此 Exactly.
啊 Agh!
光说没有用 白人 Talk is cheap white man.
就像过去一样 Just like the old days.
啊 Agh!
啊 啊 Agh! Agh!
你似乎就像你的名字一样很难对付 You seem to be difficult to kill as your namesake.
约翰·史密斯被判处三次死刑 John Smith was sentenced to death three times,
其中两次是他自己人干的 twice by his own people!
但他每次都能幸免于难 He was spared each time!
你觉得你还能幸免吗？ You think you ought to be spared?
杀了他们 我们去拿面具 Kill 'em. Let's get the mask.
等等 等等 不 不 等等 Wait! Wait! No! No! Wait!
你不能杀他 You can't kill him!
为什么不呢？ Why not?
就像宝嘉公主，你不是十一岁，对吧 Just like Pocahontas, you're not eleven, are you?
因为如果你想要你的面具，你必须带上他 Because if you want your mask, you have to bring him...
还有钱 ...and the money.
我小看了宝嘉公主 Slight twist on Pocahontas.
她说得对 She's right.
车上就是这么说的 That's what it says on the bus.
你的选择是对的，酋长 You're making the right choice, Chief.
谢谢你 Thank you.
那我们去哪儿？ Where do we go then?
12号站 Station 12.
12号站是在酋长保留地边界的 Station 12 was an old west outpost...
一个旧的西部前哨站 on the border of the Chief's reservation.
它曾经是美洲原住民的土地 It was once Native American land,
一场被遗忘已久的小冲突的地点 the site of a long forgotten skirmish...
在部落和美国骑兵之间 ...between the tribe and the U. S. Cavalry.
为了维持和平 To keep the peace...
谁都不应该去那里 no-one was supposed to go the-re.
顺便说一句，谢谢你没早点杀了我 Thanks for not killing me earlier, by the way.
为此 你应该感谢隔壁的女孩 You can thank your girl next door for that.
谢谢你这么说 Thanks for that.
牧场主也希望他死 The Rancher also wants him dead.
也许牧场主也没那么坏 Maybe the Rancher isn't so bad after all.
作为美洲原住民，知道每个人都想要我死 Being Native American, doesn't it tug at your soul,
你会不会觉得很揪心？ knowing everyone wants me dead?
印度人 Indian.
什么？ Excuse me?
我是印度人 I'm Indian.
我以为你们都想被称为美洲原住民 I thought all you guys wanted to be called Native American.
不 不 白痴 我来自印度 No, no, moron. I'm from India.
酋长和他的赌场 The Chief and his casino
是公平的雇主 are equal opportunity employers.
不是每个人都像你一样是种族主义白人 Not everyone is a racist white man like you.
我没料到会发生这样的事 I did not see that one coming.
好吧,我们到了 Well, we're here.
很高兴你们都能来 Glad you boys could all make it.
我打赌你从没想过会回来 酋长 Bet you never thought you'd be back here, Chief.
我现在就可以杀了他 I could kill him right now.
一劳永逸地结束这场战争 And end this war once and for all.
如果我是你，我不会建议你那样做 I wouldn't advise that If I were you.
我是一个神枪手 I'm a pretty good shot.
牛仔也是 So was the Cowboy.
你现在寡不敌众 牧场主 You're outnumbered Rancher.
不完全是 Not exactly.
那是哪里来的？ Where'd that come from?
从警长那里拿走的 Took it from the Sheriff.
就像印度人那样 Just like the Indian did.
哪个印第人？ Which Indian?
来自印度的那个 The one from India.
你不必这么做 You don't have to do this.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's going to be fine.
我知道 I know it is.
你只需要选择站在哪一边，叔叔 You just need to choose which side you're on, Uncle.
宝嘉公主决不会射杀她的父亲，波瓦坦酋长 Pocahontas would never shoot her father, Chief Powhatan.
酋长不是我父亲 The Chief isn't my father.
牧场主才是 The Rancher is.
乖女儿 That's my girl.
不，不，不 你只是隔壁的女孩 No, no, no. You're just the girl next door.
你甚至不住在那里 You don't even live there.
我也不住在那里 I don't live there either.
你的前男友一直在跟踪我 So your ex-boyfriend was really following me around hey?
当然了 Of course he was.
不然你以为我怎么知道你在那间公寓里 How do you think I knew you were in that apartment?
既使天上的天使 And neither the angels in heaven above...
或者海里的魔鬼 ...nor the demons down under the sea...
都不能把我的灵魂 ...can ever dissever my soul from the soul...
和美丽的安娜贝尔·李分开 ...of the beautiful Annabel Lee.
所有人都放下枪 马上 Now everyone drop the guns.
不然你们什么都捞不着 Or no one gets anything.
稍后你们可以再互相残杀 You can all kill each other later.
好的 现在我猜你们俩都把钱带来了 Good. Now I assume you both brought the money.
一百万美元 One million dollars.
我们怎么知道货在你手上？ How do we know you have what you say you have?
我有 I have it.
那 你打算卖给谁？ So who are you going to sell it to?
把约翰·史密斯和所有的钱都送过来 Send John Smith in here with all the money...
然后我们再看看哪一方最想要 ...and then we'll see what side wants it the most.
我有个更好的主意 I got a better idea.
就像我说的 As I was saying...
把钱给约翰·史密斯 Give John Smith the money...
然后我就把面具给他 ...and I will give him the mask.
你们其他人 The rest of you...
不用浪费精力了 ...don't bother getting up.
头靠在墙上 Head on my wall.
对不起，约翰 I'm sorry, John.
我也是 Me too.
为什么是他？ Why him?
约翰·史密斯队长跟美洲原住民亦敌亦友 Captain John Smith was friend and foe of Native Americans
跟白人也一样 and White Men alike.
他被双方都判处死刑 Sentenced to death by both.
但都没被杀 Killed by neither.
我觉得很有诗意 I thought would be poetic.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
不 No.
我们在一起的时候你从没穿成这样 You never dressed like this when we were together.
你总是让我欲火焚身 You never turned me on enough.
你好，安娜贝尔 Hello, Annabel.
你好，李 Hello, Lee.
我以为你对这些都不感兴趣 I thought you weren't interested in any of this stuff.
尤其是爱上你的医生 Especially being in love with your doctor and all.
这可是一大笔钱 Well this is a lot of money.
而且 她又不是医生 And she isn't a doctor.
她？ She?
猫王所有的东西都在那个包里 Everything that Elvis has is in that bag.
你曾经说过 啊 You once said that ah...
没有我，历史照样会继续书写 ...history would be written without me in it.
我是对的 And I was right.
不过，你本可以告诉我你要来的 Still, you could have told me you were coming.
但那有什么乐趣呢？ But what fun would that have been'?
你知道我对枪的感觉 You know how I feel about guns.
随你便 Suit yourself.
你打算告诉他们什么？ What are you going to tell them?
永远不要 Nevermore...
你在等什么？ What are you waiting for?
没什么 Nothing...
只是很高兴看到你们都在吃土 ...just enjoying seeing all you guys down in the dirt.
我要杀了你 I am going to kill you.
不 如果我先杀了他 Not If I kill him first.
我以前死过 I've been dead before.
30年前 酋长 30 years ago, Chief
你的人杀了我全家，就在这里 Your men killed my entire family, right here.
牧场主把他们送到了 The Rancher had sent them
一个无人可去的地方 to a place no one was supposed to go.
你们部落和美国骑兵战斗的坟地 The burial ground of a battle your tribe had with the U. S. Cavalry.
就像牧场主猜的那样 Just like the Rancher guessed ..
我的家人找到了战士面具 ...my family found the warrior mask.
也正如农场主所猜测的那样 And also just like the rancher guessed.
酋长下令处决他们，罪名是破坏和平 The Chief ordered them killed for breaking the peace
和亵渎土地 and desecrating the ground.
我的家人不知道他们被送到哪里去了 My family had no idea where they'd been sent.
或者他们是一场百年战争的棋子 Or that they were pawns in a centuries old fight.
你不可能是那个家庭的一员 You couldn't have been part of that family.
印第安人把他们都杀了 The Indians killed all of them.
美洲土著把他们都杀了 The Native Americans killed them all.
除了一个小男孩 Except for a little boy.
被另一个印第安人救了的男孩 Boy who had been saved by another Native American.
我父亲是霍皮人的向导 My Farher's Hopi guide.
去高速公路那儿等我 Go to the highway wait for me there.
他们只是考古学家的学生 They were just student archaeologists...
他们都不知道其实他们在为你做卑鄙的事 ...they had no idea they were doing your dirty work for you.
那是我的车 That's my ride.
我得走了 I gotta go.
那是谁？ Who is that?
她 Her!
我们会在车上给你留个礼物 We'll leave you a present at the car.
很好 Nice.
我的面具呢？ Where's my mask?
你的面具，酋长？ Your mask, Chief?
猫王毁了它 Elvis destroyed it.
什么？ What?
面具不见了 The mask is gone.
我把它从悬崖上扔了下来 I threw it off a cliff.
我猜他想的是如果他 I guess he thought that if he
拿不到钱的话 wasn't going to get paid for it.
就没人可以了 No one should.
但别难过 酋长 But don't feel too bad Chief.
然后牧场主掩盖住了这个 Then Rancher's covering this one.
那个贪婪的白人把你的部落 The greedy white man screwed over...
搞得一团糟，已经很久了，酋长 ...your Tribe for a long time Chief.
在过去的30年里 For the last 30 years
你已经可以挽回一点局面了 you've been able to do a little screwing back.
你只需要继续做下去就行了 You're just going to have to do it now...
你并不一定需要这个面具 ...without an ancient Apache Warrior mask.
而我要拿走另一个公文包了 And I'm taking the other briefcase,
这是为了我家人的遭遇 ...for what happened tomy family.
这还没结束 This ain't over.
友善待人 Be nice.
我可不想再回到这鬼地方了 I'd hate to have to come back here.
有什么好笑的 酋长？ What's so funny, Chief?
贪婪 Greed.
那钱呢？ What about the money?
还有约翰·史密斯呢，酋长？ And John Smith, Chief?
那房子里还有一百万美元 There's still a million dollars in that house.
真的，是那个白人 So really, it was the white man
对抗白人 对抗印第安人 versus the white men versus the Indians.
对抗印第安人 versus the Indians.
猫王们在赌场偷面具 The Elvises were there at the casino to steal the mask.
考虑到酋长对王者的爱 Given the Chief's love for the King...
他们甚至得到了一个私人房间 ...they had even been given a private room...
就在酋长办公室楼下的大厅里 ...right down the hall from the Chief's office.
那赌场是个堡垒 That casino is a fortress.
只有阿帕奇勇士 Only Apache warriors
和猫王模仿者才能进入 and Elvis impersonators are allowed
在酋长的密室里 in the Chief's Inner sanctum.
我要用那个小男孩的房间 I got to use the little boy's room.
在经历了一些失败之后 So after doing some hard core losing.
我原谅了自己 I excused myself.
并处理好了生意 And took care of business.
它到底在哪儿 Where the hell is it?
看来我们被设计了 伙计们 Looks like we've been set up boys.
大家各自为战吧 Every man for himself.
但只有猫王比赛的获胜者 But only an Elvis contest winner...
才能毫发无损地走出赌场 could walk out of that casino unscathed
嗨 Hi.
对不起 孩子 Sorry son.
这只能有一个王者 There can only be one king.
而那个王者 And that King...
把我放在我的赌桌座位上 put me in my place
现在，如果你要打电话全部下注 Now if you're going to call in all bet.
你最好确定你已经掌握了所有的牌 You better make sure you 're holding all the cards-
当然，猫王并没有破坏面具 And of course, Elvis-Elvis didn't destroy the mask.
我真不敢相信他们竟然当真了 I can't believe they fell for that.
嗯，事实上我可以 Well, actually I can.
我的前任，安娜贝尔 My ex, Annabel...
是个很厉害的骗子 can be a pretty good liar.
猫王离开了大楼 Elvis has left the building.
她丢下我去看医生？ She left me for a doctor?
是的，医生的意思是女同志 Yeah, by doctor you mean lesbian prostitute.
她们都对我的事都很上心 And they both always had my best interests in mind.
约翰·史密斯 : John Smith.
但幸运的是，在我走进赌场之前 But luckily I made sure and stacked the deck...
我已经提前安排好了善后事宜 ...in my favor, before I ever walked into that casino.
但是安娜贝尔确实给我留下了一份礼物 But Annabel did leave me a present.
牧场主说对了一件事 The Rancher was right about one thing.
那不是阿帕奇战士面具 It wasn't an ancient Apache warrior mask that was stoten...
那是霍皮战士面具 ...It was an ancient Hopi warrior mask.
而且应该是霍皮人把它找回来的 And it was the Hopi that should get it back.
但作为一个贪婪的白人 But being a greedy White man...
我确实拿走了酋长的宝藏 ...I did take the Chief's treasure...
和他的钱 and his money.
就像真正的约翰·史密斯一样 Just like the real John Smith.
当然，我根本不是约翰·史密斯 Of course, I wasn't John Smith at all.
那个路人甲才是 That random guy was.
嗯 约翰·史密斯 Huh. John Smith.
对印第安保留地来说 这是真是个好名字 Well that's a good name for an Indian Reservation.
是的 我只是个模仿者 Yup. I was just an impersonator.
非常在行的一个 A really good one.
猫王也不错 Not a bad Elvis either.